The Unhinged Cyclist

Going faster and faster.. ..’til the wheels come off

Unhinged Behaviour

My Hardest Ride Ever?

As I write this I sit in a Belgian boozer, waiting for the professionals undertaking the Liege Bastogne Liege Monument to come past. Yesterday, I completed the exact same route (well slightly longer actually) in the Liege Bastogne Liege Challenge. It was a very hard...

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Can I have an E please Bob?

I defy you to read the question "can I have an E please Bob?" out loud without laughing.  I cannot do it. Just the name Bob is enough to raise a smile if you think of Lord Blackadder saying it. To be fair Rowan Atkinson could make any name funny but he demonstrates it...

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A Cycling Wardrobe Edit

I recently learned about an astonishing service that is available to buy out there.  It is called a Wardrobe Edit. Fresh from selling new clothes to the mythological Emperor, this service is sold to innocent individuals by a malicious and conniving trickster known as...

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A Bonkers New Year

Last week completed my first Unhinged Ride for 2017.  Was it epic?  No.  Was it long? No.  Was there a significant amount of climbing? No.  Was there any racing involved? Not really.  Was it undertaken in sub-zero temperatures? Yes, but it was not cold enough to form...

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About Me

Hi, I’m the Unhinged Cyclist. That’s me in the pointy helmet with my trusty mower..

I am on a mission to help you get faster whilst bringing a lighter, self-deprecating look at cycling adventures. Get my tips to go faster on a time-budget HERE.
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